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Chill, Goblin

Posted by on October 10, 2011

I’ll post the updates here, and tag them onto the whole story.
Slub: Seeing as ‘Mummy’ (I thought the kind with frightful moaning and trailing bandages killing people was more like what was required for the good raising of humans, but they don’t really understand what is needed for child welfare) had left cuddling the demon-cat, I thought I’d better investigate my new home. The kitchen was a place that naturally fascinated me as I’m a growing goblin. You could often steal something to eat there, if you were quick.

So I slipped in there. Well, that’s what looking at the orb had me believing it was. But it barely even had a proper smell of garbage, let alone the smell of good nine day old stew. It was all granite surfaces and not even a crumb. Very unhealthy. No wonder these humans are so pallid and weak. I picked on the biggest cupboard as a likely place for a nice slab of fatty bacon to stashed away, seeing as it wasn’t hung up properly.

A cold-spell knocked me backwards, with the icy breath of winter spilling out onto the floor in cold clouds. I slammed it shut on the the demon and muttered a curse against it and all its workings even before it occurred to me I was doing good again. Too late! I heard it gasp and rattle and die in its lair behind the white cupboard.

5 Responses to Chill, Goblin

  1. Lin W

    Dave, you made me chortle out loud! As if my kid didn’t *already* think I’m strange 🙂 Thank you. Made my afternoon 🙂

  2. Pam Uphoff

    Oh my. Culture Shock. Poor, poor little goblin. I don’t know whether to hope his new family dines out often, or orders in. Once Slub learns the number for pizza delivery . . .

  3. Ori Pomerantz

    Excellent. More? Please?

  4. FrancisT

    How do I pay for this?

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